However, for those of us who are quite busy and don't have the time to go traipsing around a website for hours on end, there's a little number by Jessica Frech. This creative young lady took the images from People of WalMart and condensed them into one hilarious video -- sent to me by, alert reader, Bethany. Take a look, but, before you do, I feel like I should give the following disclaimer:
WARNING!! THIS VIDEO IS EXTREMELY CATCHY AND YOU WILL FIND THIS SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD FOR AT LEAST 72 HOURS AFTER VIEWING. ALSO, SINCE THE LYRICS ARE CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH THE IMAGES, THESE IMAGES WILL EMBED THEMSELVES INTO YOUR BRAIN AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LIVE WITH THEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR MORTAL LIVES!!
You have been warned. Proceed at your own risk.
I told you so.
So, which one disturbed you the most?
Was it big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box, hot dog, puppeteer, smiley shorts, swipe right here, Tom Hanks, pet goat, belt buckle, Joseph's coat, jelly fish, call girl, prison mate, gonna hurl, skin cap, vanilla chip, pony tail, pirate ship, no shirt, no shoes, oops I took a poop, Spider-Man, back boobs, bumble bee, bad tubes, Metal creep, hipster creep, Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, Jamie Fox, Santa Claus, Woodstock, butt floss, man dress, Mother Goose, mullet time, car got loose, scary fruit, day care, Twilight, Kentucky hair, campout, fishing line, Golden Girls, too much wine, pedicure, race fan, horse mane, ladies' man, where's my shirt, where's my nurse, Masters of The Universe, Baywatch, rubber band, moonshine, wonderland, Bozo, hang low, Rocky Picture Horror Show, man purse, milk shake, skid row, beer break, uni tard, Lean Cuisine, fire sale, 80’s dream, Bieber's dad, camo crack, body flag, biscuit back, tramp stamp, checkout line, Civil War, danger sign, bathing suit, Grateful Dead, booty bomb, wide spread, long hair, health care, Victoria Secret's worst nightmare, Daniel Boone, pucker pup, Dr. Scholl's, grow up, half sale, rib sale, tailgater total fail, Mr. T, Flava Flav, not sure, white slave, workout, rump roast, Sailor Moon, hairy ghost, cupcake, caveman, beer run, soda fan, ripped pants, onesie, lion boy, Snuggie, meat isle, Huck Finn, beauty-fail, too much skin, gonna cry, gonna die, gonna jungle bunny ride, moth attack, board game, hangin’ out, no shame’ squeeze play, NRA or the I have no more to say one?
Author's note: I need to go wash my eyes out with bleach now. I had to study that blasted video for this post.