Monday, January 16, 2012

My Own Subjective Top 10 Movies of 2011

For the past couple of years, I have posted a list of my top 10 movies I've watched in the previous calendar year. 2011 is no exception. Below are movies that I saw for the first time this past year that made a big impression on me. This year seemed to be harder than most - I had a list of over 20 fantastic films that I had to whittle down to these top ten best:





10. Spirited Away (2001) - Spirited Away presents an imaginative new world with fantastic characters and creatures. It reminds me of movies such as Labyrinth and Alice and Wonderland, where the bizarre becomes acceptable and reality is easily suspended. This is the first film I had ever seen by Hayao Miyazaki, and I was blown away by his stylized animation and fantastic imagery. This film won't be enjoyable for some (it's very odd), but Miyazaki's folkloric fantasy is undeniably unique.



9. Tangled (2010) - Tangled is a cute, cute movie. The animation is brilliant, the characters are fun and the story is entertaining. I could easily see this being performed on Broadway and Mother Gothel being the coveted role for many an actress. I will admit that I liked the book Rapunzel's Revenge better than this movie, but Tangled still felt like the return of classic Disney animated movies.







8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) - This isn't my favorite Harry Potter movie, but this film is a fitting finish to the Harry Potter series. It packs a powerful dramatic punch and shows how far our characters have come from the original movie. I was bothered by some changes they made from the book, but I understand (kind of) why they had to do it. I'm sad to see the Harry Potter films go, but it was a great ride.






7. Best Worst Movie (2009) - Best Worst Movie is surprisingly deep for a documentary about "Troll 2." For those of you that haven't seen Troll 2, please stop reading this post and do it now. It's one of those movies that is so bad that it's good. This documentary is very humorous at times, but it also delves into serious drama. It's probably better if you have seen Troll 2, but if you haven't seen it, this documentary will stir a desire in you to watch one of the best worst movies ever made.






6. Devil (2010) - Devil is the result of M. Night Shyamalan coming up with a story, and then letting other people write the screenplay and direct the film - and it works. This surprisingly clean horror movie has some well-done creepy moments and interesting twists. It reminded me of a Twilight Zone or X-files episode. Plus, it has a very faith-affirming message, despite the demonic title.







5. Catfish (2010) - The less you know about Catfish, the better. Just know that 1. It's a real documentary and 2. It's absolutely fascinating to watch the story unfold. I went into this movie expecting one thing and was completely taken off guard by where it ended up. Even if you know how it all ends, this movie is still worth a watch.






4. The Social Network (2010) - The Social Network presents a fascinating take on the origins of Facebook and the social media craze. David Fincher does a spectacular job of creating complex characters that go from despicable to likable and back in a matter of minutes. From the story to the acting to the soundtrack - this movie excelled. I was surprised by how much I liked this film, even with all the hype surrounding it.






3. 127 Hours (2010) - 127 Hours is Aron Ralston's amazing story, told beautifully by Danny Boyle and his filmmaking crew. James Franco gives a very believable performance as Ralston and it's hard not to get caught up in it all. This high-quality film is upbeat and uplifting, despite the grim subject matter. Danny Boyle has already impressed me with a number of his films already, and this one has firmly cemented him into one of my favorite directors of all time.








2. Kick-@$$ (2010) - I feel that Kick-@$$ would have been better as a PG-13 movie. Sure, this would have upset the comic book fan boys, but the strong, vulgar language and intense violence are distractions from the heart of this movie. At its core, this is an inspiring film about humanity rising to its full potential, and it's a fresh take on the superhero genre. The acting, plot, costume design, art direction, cinematography and soundtrack are all very well done, but I think the general public didn't embrace this movie because it is, simply, too much and I wouldn't recommend watching it unless you have a Clearplay DVD player, like me, or could find an edited version.












And my #1 favorite movie of 2011 is. . .







1. The Muppets (2011) - Watching The Muppets made me feel like a kid again. I honestly felt great after watching this movie. The humor in this loving tribute is quick and plentiful, plus, at its core, this movie has a heart. It's not a campy/cheesy reboot like many of the half-hearted attempts from studio executives today, vainly attempting to re-live their childhood. The Muppets is a well-made well-thought-out sequel to the other Muppet movies and should please both the Muppet lover as well as newcomers to the world of Jim Henson. I loved this movie and I gladly welcome it to the Muppet canon.



So there you have it, faithful readers, those are my top ten movies that I saw in 2011. I understand that all art is subjective, and that you may (and probably do) disagree with some of the choices on this list, but I would still recommend all of the movies on this list for your viewing enjoyment.

I'd also like to give honorable mentions to The King's Speech (2010) , Dear Frankie (2004), Rio (2011), Paper Moon (1973), Interview with the Vampire (1994), Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994), (500) Days of Summer (2009), RED (2010), X-Men: First Class (2011), Super 8 (2011) and True Grit (2010). Overall, 2011 was a pretty good year for movies.

    Monday, January 9, 2012

    Is This Real Life?

    Have you ever wondered what Disney princesses would look like if they were drawn more realistically? I mean, in real life, there's no way Ariel's 4-foot bangs could stay up like that. Well, apparently a Finnish artist named Jirka Väätäinen took on this challenge of making Disney princesses a little more realistic. Take a gander:










    Ok, I confess, one of those isn't a Disney princess - Mulan isn't technically royalty.

    You can check out the rest of Jirka's work on this Disney theme by clicking here.

    Thanks to faithful reader, Bethany, for sending this one in!

    Monday, January 2, 2012

    The United Foods of America

    Since it's the New Year, I'd like to start this party with a bang! And what says "bang" more than a geography test, eh? EH? I thought so.

    This map of the United States, sent in by, alert reader, Brad, uses food to represent each state.


    Now, when you're ready to take this test, click the image above to enlarge it. If it's still too small for you, you can click here for the full-size food by state map. The answers are at the bottom of the page, though, so no cheating, please.

    This test is threefold:
    1. How many states can you identify on the map?
    2. How many foods can you identify on the map?
    3. Do you agree with the culinary choices made on the map and/or what would you change?
    Bonus Question: How many of these foods have you actually tried?

    Good luck, gumshoes!

    Monday, December 26, 2011

    Ho-Ho-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IT'S BECOME A TRADITON!

    If you're a faithful reader of this blog - and, let's face it, who isn't? - then you know that each Christmas season for the past few years, I've dedicated a post to Santa Claus and frightened children. Well, I've decided to make it a tradition, so here we go once again.



    "Hello, ladies. Look at your Santa, now back to me, now back at your Santa, now back to me."

    Madison was not a fan of the movie Fred Claus, and she felt this Santa looked a little TOO much like Paul Giamatti.

    Sydney's instincts were right - if the hair doesn't match the beard, it's a fake Santa.

    Wyatt was terrified, but his mom was really enjoying the massage from Jolly Old St. Nicholas.

    "HEY ABBOOOOOOTT!!!"

    Luckily for Jennifer, she knew about the secret escape chute.

    *Gulp*

    "Whoa! I did NOT sign up for this!"

    When Maureen heard Santa say "Now dash away!" she took it literally.

    Santa was caught off guard by a sudden warm sensation on his knee.

    "Ew! No! Why???"

    "Did you see the chompers on this guy, Ma?"

    Even Nikki's signature scissor kick was useless against the man in the red suit.

    "Ew! He's touching the floor, mom! That means he has germs. Germs, mom! GERMS!"

    Santa attempts to quiet the Baker Brothers by bashing their heads together.

    Wine & Cheese

    When his sister pulled down Santa's beard, DJ knew he'd been taken for a fool.

    "Moooooooooom! He smells like reindeer breath!"

    Fear - now in 3D!!!

    Charlotte knew that the only defense against Santa Claus was a good zombie impersonation.

    Asha and Reeyen were not pleased with the American tradition of forcing children to sit on a sweaty man's lap.

    "Weeeeeeeeeee! Best roller coaster EVEEEEEER!"

    "Find a happy place! I'm in ballet class! That's right, I'm a pretty ballerina in ballet class and not here! Not here!"

    That'll teach him.

    "Kris Kringle stole my hands!!"

    "Say, mista, cantcha help a fella out? I'm dyin' hea, mista!"

    "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Morning, Mom. Where are we?"

    "Ewww, Dad. He has poo on his lap!"

    It's a drive-by frightening.

    Margaret was just having a bad hair day and didn't appreciate being photographed.

    I call this one "The Kinetic Motion of Fear."

    "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!"

    It was bound to happen at some point.

    May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white!

    Monday, December 19, 2011

    Walking in a Miniatur Wunderland

    Faithful readers, are you listening?
    In this tiny town, LEDs are glistenin'
    From, alert reader, Dustin - a post worth discussin'
    Here is Hamburg's Miniatur Wunderland!

    Caution: This video is rated PG, for brief doll nudity, suggestive van rocking and pervasive German accents.

    Monday, December 12, 2011

    Make Sure You Get That Copyright Copy Right, Disney

    As many of you faithful readers know, here on Slice of Fried Gold we aim to entertain, but we also try to educate every now and then. Today's lesson is a little (lot) of both. Here is a short (10 minute) lesson on copyright laws and fair use, but done in a way that is sure to keep your attention:



    Eh? Learned something, didn't you?

    We've discussed Disney on this blog before, but I felt that this was an important lesson to learn in this era of YouTube videos and picture-based memes. My thanks to Professor Eric Faden of Bucknell University for making this video and a special thanks to, alert reader, Bethany for sending it in!

    Monday, December 5, 2011

    If You Gotta Go, Go With A Smile

    Faithful readers, do you remember the first time you went on a big roller coaster? I do. It was a moment that was seared into my little kid brain. My dad made me go on one called Colossus the Fire Dragon. I thought I could handle it, but as the coaster started up the initial hill and climbed higher and higher, I freaked out. I started pleading with my dad, asking him to tell the ride operator to stop the coaster - only to realize that my father had no power over the motorized chain pulling us along the track, nor did he have power over the steep drop after the hill, the two 65-foot High-G inversions and two helix turns. I was doomed. I thought I was going to die.

    But I didn't die.

    Believe it or not, roller coasters are very safe. They're designed to stay on the tracks and keep us securely in our seats. Roller coasters are not designed to kill us. . .except for this one:



    Wow. What a way to go.

    Monday, November 28, 2011

    Gag Me With a Spoon and Leave It In There!

    If you asked me what the grossest candy I've ever eaten is (though I don't know exactly why you'd be asking me that, but you have asked me some weird questions in the past), I'd probably have to say that it would be Bertie Bott's sardine-flavored jelly beans, orange sticks (seriously, orange and chocolate flavors should NOT be mixed) or anything pineapple flavored.

    But let's move on beyond the superficial aspect of taste. Sometimes taste isn't enough to judge what makes a candy gross. Let's use your other senses, like your sense of sight, your sense of fashion and your sense of common decency. Because I'm pretty sure that this candy violates all of those senses and more.


    That's right, faithful readers, for only $17.99, you can get a box of 12 candy scabs! Yes. Candy scabs.

    Lick Your Wounds candy features a plastic bandage that sticks on your arm, with a little compartment for your assortment of sugary blood clots. Simply open the compartment, take a lick and then close it again for future consumption - so not only can you gross other people out while you lick your band-aid, but you can also grow your own bacteria in that moist little compartment and gross out your digestive system.

    Not grossed out yet? Well, then here's a close-up picture of the candy, complete with arm hair.

    Lick your screen for a virtual taste-test!
    You're welcome.

    However, I like these posts to appeal to a wide variety of audiences. I know that this will really gross out a certain demographic of my faithful readers, so I've provided an alternate low-impact version of the Lick Your Wounds candy. Here's the gentler, softer Boo Boo Licks candy


    Only $9 for six boxes with twelve gummy bandages each. They make great stocking stuffers - just place them on the heel to prevent blisters.