Monday, December 20, 2010


If you haven't seen the first two posts with pictures of children who are afraid of Santa Claus, the title of this entry won't make much sense, however I feel that these pictures can be enjoyed regardless of your loyalty to Slice of Fried Gold.

Enjoy Round 3!

"Tee-hee, I told my brother we were going to visit Elmo. He was sooooo excited. *snicker*"

Bradley isn't actually scared of Santa, he just really dislikes his sister.

David uses the tried and true "Slobber Escape" technique.

"I don't care WHAT my shirt says! This dude is NOT my homeboy!!"

"That's right, laugh with me Ella. Laugh about all the presents you're not going to get. . ."

Santa is trying a little too hard in this picture to prove his innocence.

Anyone else think this Santa looks like an old, washed-up Jimmy Kimmel?

You can't really blame Joni for freaking about about this monstrosity. Freaky!

"Mom, why are you laughing? Is it me? Is it because of my haircut? I feel so insecure!"

"Run away!" Kara screamed as she led the charge. "Save yourselves!"

Kendall hated the outdoors almost as much as he hated ol' Kris Kringle.

Lotus believed in Santa, just not a Santa that looked like the love child of Kenny Rogers and Elvis Presley.

"Take me yonder, mother! Away from this foul wretch seated behind me!"

Although Mary was frightened, she couldn't help but feel comfortable on this over-fluffed St. Nicholas.

"Hey Mister! You are RUINING my aerobics routine!"


"What do you mean he sees me when I'm sleeping????"

Sage just found out he made the naughty list.

Sally proves that, even in the olden days, Santa was terrifying to children.

"I told ya, I don't do laps, kid. Deal with it."


"These ARE my Jazz Hands, Santa! What more do you want??"

"Woe is me!" "No, bro, woe is ME!" "Hey, my woe is MUCH more than your woe, dude!" "Back off, punk, don't pretend like you know how I feel!" "I know how you'll be feeling my fist in your face later today. . ."

Walter was not happy with the new TSA pat-downs or the new uniforms.

"Good. . .heavens. . .they're EVERYWHERE!!"

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. . .mare.


The Woolley's said...

Hey, I know one of those babies!!

Crystal Ross said...

Scary asian santa. Aaaa! It'a funny to think about--the idea of santa and how it must feel as a kid. It's terrifying, really.

Andrea said...

He sees you when you're sleeping...hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh my. He's like Edward.

--jeff * said...

i really need to stop reading these posts.
they're just disturbing.

Brooke Bennett said...

Oh, cute little Sydney got to be in your post.... so fun!