Have you ever had a desire to lick David Hasselhoff? Neither have I. But our good friends over at Del Monte must have felt that someone out there in the world had that wish, and they decided to grant it.
Faithful readers, I present to you. . .The Hoffsicle!
Yes, it may be raspberry-flavored, but that still doesn't make it right. I mean, if they were going for an iconic TV personality from the 80s and 90s to turn into a frozen treat, why not choose someone appealing like Heather Locklear or Christopher Hewett?? Pssh! Del Monte needs to learn a thing or two about marketing.
And just in case the previous video nauseated you a little bit, here's a second one. . .to help you just vomit and get it over with:
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