Grizz Lee Bear Attack

Hello, faithful readers.

I know that we all, at some point in our lives, have asked ourselves the question "Could I beat up a bear?"

This video may change your answer to that question:



This clip was sent to me by, alert reader, Dustin. As far as he and I can tell, this video is completely legit. Claude (that's his name) is a black bear that lives in the Asa Zoo in Hiroshima, Japan. He's been there since 2002 and his interests include eating, swimming and twirling around sticks. You can see more of his stick hijinks by clicking here.

Now, if you think that first video was cool, watch it again with this song playing in the background

• Kung Fu Background Music

Or, if 70s disco music isn't your thing, give this one a shot

• Another Relevant Kung Fu Background Song

Or if you're one of those people who don't believe the bear is doing actual Kung Fu. . .

• General Martial Arts Background Music

And if none of those songs strikes your fancy, you can always click here for a song that is perfect for any occasion.

In conclusion, Grashopper, always keep in mind this ancient Chinese proverb: If the wind comes from an empty cave, it's not without a reason.

*Gong Sound Effect*

Tag Sidestep

Well, I was tagged by Lobbie. This vexes me, though, because I don't normally do tags, forwards, chain mail, or the like. However, Lobbie is a friend of mine. . .

How about a compromise? Instead of six random stories about myself, I'll tell six random stories about others? Kosher?

So here are six funny/random/stupid news stories that I feel are worthy of mention:

1. This'll teach 'em to not pay on time!

2. Hang on, Lady! We go for a ride!

3. She said her name was Polly - and that she needed a cracker!

4. Call me ANTI-Smokey the Bear!

5. It's not a trick. It's my illusion!

6. Well I didn't know how HE signed his signature. . .