Monday, December 14, 2009

LOL New Moon K Thx Bye

See this?

This is a dead horse. And I'm about to beat it senseless.

I don't like Twilight. Almost as much as I DO like zombies.

You know that when your plot can be summarized by a few Lolcats in Lolspeak, it's not the greatest story in the world. Well, a blogger named "B." took Stephenie Meyer's second book, and turned it into what it truly is - a bunch of gibberish.

For those of you who aren't "in the know," an Lolcat is a picture of a cat with a funny caption. These captions are usually written in Lolspeak, or the way that we all imagine cats (and other animals) talk/type. Cats, as we know, have horrible grammar skills. You can find plenty of examples of Lolcats and Lolspeak at - just in case you want to prepare for what is to come - Lolspeak can take some getting used to.

Anyway, I've ado-ed enough - here is the beginning of New Moon LOL-style, and you can find the rest of the story on B's blog by clicking here.

So there you go. That's pretty much two-thirds of the book right there. But you can get the rest of the Lolstory by clicking here and going to the Pop Suede blog.

K Thx Bye!


--jeff * said...

i like the "punch in the face" cartoon. and the zombie peanuts.

The Former 786 said...

I liked those, too, Jeff. In fact, I was debating on whether to give those two hyperlinks a post of their own. But, in the end, I went with the lolcats.