Monday, December 8, 2008

Bridle Your Passions!

I'm a father. And since I'm a father I inevitably worry about the day when my little girl is going to be old enough to date.

I've got a few speeches prepared on the dangers of boys and dating, but I just got another round of ammunition for my battle:

I don't know how this is possible, but I do know that I'll probably still use it - just to freak her out.

If that doesn't work, I'll just have to go back to the old reliable.


Brooke Bennett said...

k... that is so funny. I had no clue that a very passionate kiss could rupture your eardrum. weird.

Sara Ann said...

That is freaky, almost as freaky/ sad as the girl who died after kissing her boyfriend who had just eaten a reeses peanut butter cup.

The Former 786 said...


That IS creepy, Sara Ann!

Katya said...

FYI, they later determined that it wasn't the peanut butter that triggered the asthma attack:

The Former 786 said...

Thank you, Katya. Now we've all learned a valuable lesson - don't do marijuana and peanut butter at the same time if you're allergic to either.