Yes, family -- that old tried-and-true institution that picks you up when you're down and keeps you humble when you get your head in the clouds. People who will bend over backwards to help you and will always come through for you. . .even if they shouldn't.
Take Kelli Thompson from Indiana, for example. At 12:45 am on a Saturday morn

She called her husband, Robert Dereamer and he arrived a few minutes later to pick the little boy up and take him home. There was just one problem - he was drunk, too. The keen-eyed officer noticed this and since Dereamer had driven to the location, he, too, was arrested and charged with operating while intoxicated. . . .and driving while suspended.
This didn't solve the baby problem.
So the baby's grandparents showed up a little while later to take the child safely home and, believe it or not, pappy and granny had been hitting the sauce themselves! They were also intoxicated. I guess good sense runs in the family. The old folks were then escorted home by the Schererville Police Department.
Can't wait to see their Christmas Card this year!
2 comments:
Hee hee, you know what they say, the family that drinks together, goes to prison together...what happened to the poor baby? DCFS?
It seems that the baby DID actually go back home with the grandparents (with the police escort), but I don't know what happened after that.
Sorry. :(
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