Monday, February 6, 2012

I'll Make Him a Value Meal He Can't Refuse

Full disclosure: I'm a fan of fast food. After I watched the documentary Super Size Me, I had a strong craving for some Mickey-D's. I read some statistics on the most unhealthy fast-food items and it became my bucket list. I drool over most of the items on the website This Is Why You're Huge.

No matter how many times people tell me how much cholesterol is in KFC's Double Down or how much they hate Burger King or how chicken nuggets are made, it doesn't bother me. I remain a fan of fast food. To quote Jim Gaffigan, "Do you know what they do with those chickens?" "No, but it's delicious."

Now, this isn't to say that I eat out all the time. I know that this kind of food isn't healthy in excess. Heck, too much of anything is probably bad for you. I also acknowledge that most of these fast-food corporations are probably evil and bent on world domination, which is why I found this picture, sent in by, alert reader, Emily quite humorous:

This fun graphic was made by silentsketcher (aka Andrew Shirey). And even though, as I mentioned before, I am a big fan of fast food, I couldn't identify who each of these mafiosos were. So in case you need a little hint about who is who, click on over to deviantArt to see a larger image and Shirey's explanations.

Now, if you'll excuse me, faithful readers, I've got some Chick-Fil-A coupons to use. . .and some sit-ups to do.


Emily said...

Here is the thing: Burger King's Whoppers are delicious.

The Former 786 said...

Emily, we are in agreement.

Small Town Shelly Brown said...

I third the notion.

The only one I couldn't figure out was Troy. I guessed Sonic because of the way the girl was dressed but I'm still not sure I get it.

But I must confess that I got Bob wrong, as I thought he was from Bob Big Boys not Quiznos.

The Former 786 said...

Yeah, Troy was a hard one for me, too. And Baby Face. The rest are pretty self-explanatory.