11 Kid Movies that Still Scare Me as an Adult

I like horror movies, believe it or not. I'm always excited to see what the next big scary film is going to be, so I can add it to my horror movie collection. But sometimes I don't need something new and over-the-top creepy to make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Sometimes all I need is to revisit the movies of my childhood.

So now, faithful readers, I'd like to present to you eleven kid movies that still scare me as an adult. What makes it a "kid movie," you may ask? Well, it usually means a G or PG-rated movie that I watched as a child. Hopefully at least one of these films still scares you, too, otherwise I'm going to look like quite the pansy.

So without further ado, here they are in order of their fear factor:

11. The Witches
I loved reading this book as a kid, so when the movie came out I was really excited to see it. I was not prepared for what I was about to see. The witches in the movie were truly horrifying. Anjelica Huston, specifically, haunted my nightmares with her long, pointy nose, purple eyes and grotesque skin. To this day, my skin starts to crawl when the witches lock the doors of the conference room and start taking off their shoes, gloves and wigs. *shudder* To this day, I'll yank on the hair of any woman who is wearing gloves. . .just to be sure.



10. Garfield's Halloween Adventure
This 1985 made-for-TV movie may have been forgotten by many, but not by me. Cliched jokes and catchy songs aside, this television special always makes me feel like I'm back in my 4th grade class, fearing that the ghost pirates are going to end up in my house or that I would run into real monsters while trick or treating. I actually did have a couple nightmares where I relived the moment when Gar-Halloween-field and Odie are hiding in the cupboard and the ghost pirate suddenly pops his head in. Yes, it's only a half-hour long, but that's plenty enough to get me into the Halloween spirit.



9. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
In case you can never remember which one is which here's a tip: The one called "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" focuses more on Charlie, whereas the one called "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" gives more background on Willy Wonka. Now you know. Regardless of which version you go with, it's always a little disturbing to have children punished in various, horrible ways in a candy factory. However, it is the 1971 version that has that freaky tunnel scene right after Augustus gets sucked into the river of reddish (probably blood) chocolate. I don't know which screenwriter was on acid, but no kid should have to see a millipede crawl across a dude's face, a giant eyeball and a chicken getting beheaded while some dude is singing/screaming at them in the midst of flashing, colored lights. That scene is messed up and it still gives me the willies (pun intended).



8. E.T.
Most people get warm, fuzzy feelings when they think about this movie. They think of cute little Drew Barrymore, they think of the iconic flying bike scene, they think of a cute little alien with a glowing heart. Me? I think of one scene and one scene only: when Elliott first runs into E.T. in the cornfield. That's right, the part where E.T. makes some weird screaming noise and Eliot screams right back. That part made me cry as a kid and I still want to close my eyes during that scene. The digitally-enhanced version makes that part significantly more cheesy-looking, but if I ever hear that noise E.T. makes while I'm walking through an alley, I can guarantee I will wet myself.



7. The Secret of NIMH
This is a dark, dark movie. Why do we even show it to children? The animation alone is enough to give a kid nightmares! Additionally, it has some very disturbing imagery and themes. Plus, this film is full of freaky eyes. The cat's eyes are freaky, the owl's eyes are freaky, the old rat's eyes are freaky, it's not normal to draw animals like that! Plus, it deals with animal experimentation and a lot of characters die! The owl chomping down on that bug is disgustingly horrifying. Even the comic relief of Jeremy the crow can't keep this movie from giving me the creeps.



6. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Pee-Wee Herman is inherently creepy, but he's not the reason this movie made my list of creepy kid movies. I think you all know the reason that Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is scary - say it with me: Large Marge. That scene in the movie is horrifying beginning to end! The music, the story, the way Large Marge tells the story, Pee-Wee's reaction, the lighting. . .it is all prepping you for that horrible moment when her face transforms into clay animation terrification! I remember avoiding taking a shower one night because I was convinced that Large Marge was going to be in the bathroom (she's a trucker, she hangs out at rest stops. . .it makes sense, right?). This film was Tim Burton's and Danny Elfman's big break as masters of the macabre, and I'd like to think that Large Marge had a little to do with that.



5. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
I find Disney's animated adaptation of Washington Irving's story to be much more terrifying than the Tim Burton version. Bing Crosby should have made an album telling scary stories, he has a knack for it. This whole animated short gives me the shivers. I still get goosebumps when Ichabod is riding through the dark forest near the end. It just does a great job of setting the mood for the upcoming arrival of the headless horseman. They try and put a little comic relief in during the chase, but it only enhances the fear. After all, when people laugh, they open up their emotions, which is a perfect time to strike with a scare. This one is a Halloween must and it's the one I plan to use to teach my kids to like horror movies - either this or Michael Jackson's Thriller.



4. Darby O' Gill and the Little People
Beware the Banshee! I usually watch this one during the St. Patrick's season, but it would also be appropriate for October because of those two horrifying moments when that terrible specter manifests herself. Some people say that the special effects aren't that good, but I think the shoddy special effects of the late 50's only make her more terrifying. The multicolored horse is freaky, too, but every time I hear the mournful wail in the background of the movie, I get a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. And I cannot confirm nor deny that I close my eyes when Darby opens the door, knowing the banshee is outside to take Katie away and we get to see a close-up of her horrible face. Thank goodness my fears are soon washed away by the soothing singing of Sean Connery.



3. Willow
This bizarre and twisted tale came from (where else?) George Lucas' head. Directed by Ron Howard, this fantasy film had a number of things that would haunt a child's dreams. Bavmorda, the evil queen, was frightening herself, but Patricia Hayes, the good sorceress, who is supposed to be our friend in the movie, is also terrifying. Then you have those hairy trolls crawling all over the walls who then morph into a giant two-headed fire-breathing monstrosity. However, the most disturbing part for me, still, is when Bavmorda turns our heroes into pigs. I'm not scared of humans, normally, and I'm not scared of pigs, normally, but it's that weird in between point that really freaks me out. It looks like a really painful transformation. Many people like Willow, and I do, too, but it still gives me the creeps.



2. The Dark Crystal
This film shows that Jim Henson had a dark side. This is a trippy and disturbing film. I remember being terrified as a kid that my soul would be sucked out through my eyes, and I'm pretty sure those spider-like Garthim and the vulture-like Skeksis came from someone's nightmares. And don't even get me STARTED on Aughra, the one-eyed scary seer lady! I still have a hard time watching this film as an adult. It's just such a stressful and upsetting story. I know that there are people out there who like this film, but I just don't think I'll ever show it to my children. Or maybe I will, but it will be a punishment. "You'd better stop throwing your food on the floor or I'll make you watch The Dark Crystal." "No, Dad! We'll be good, we swear!" Problem solved.



1. Watcher in the Woods
This is one of the few PG-rated horror movies out there, so it's one of the few that my parents would let me rent for sleepovers when I was a kid. It is truly frightening. They don't pull any punches in this film just because it is a Disney movie. I had nightmares about the old woman with Bette Davis eyes pushing me down into the water, about the blindfolded girl talking to me in a mirror and about my siblings suddenly saying "Nerak" in a creepy low voice. Yes, this film still scares me - I'll admit it. Although, I will admit that it got a little less scary when I watched the deleted scene where they actually show the Watcher. It looked a little too muppet-y to me. I'm not saying I wouldn't be freaked out if that thing was hovering above my bed, but sometimes things are more scary when they're not completely visible.




So there you go. Call me a fraidy cat if you want, but parts of these movies still scare me. They're not as frightening as some of the horror movies I've enjoyed as an adult, but every now and then these movies will make me want to turn on a bunch of lights in my home when I'm getting ready for bed. After all, who knows when something from my childhood will come back to haunt me?

Ho-Ho-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAIN!

I did a post like this last year, and I had a lot of fun doing it, so I decided to give it another go.

Here are some MORE pictures of children who don't seem to be quite grasping the holiday spirit:

Allison was suddenly suspicious of the cookie she was given.

"Imposter! Imposter! The mustache doesn't match! Alert the authorities!!"

Aubrey is doing her best to stay brave, despite Santa's Breath.

"I see a tunnel! With a very bright light at the end! Take me! Take me now!"


Carson found his best defense was to camouflage himself as Santa's outfit.


If you watch closely, you can actually see Charlotte and Grayson shaking.


Cole isn't scared of Santa, he's just disgusted with how commercial Christmas has become.


"Mommy? What's wrong with Santa? He seems sad and he's slurring his words."


If you've ever wanted to witness the face of terror, this is it.


Looks like it's a lump of coal for each and every one of the Fulton kids this year.


"Ewww, Mom! He smells like Egg Nog, moth balls and B.O.!"


This is the moment when Isabella learned that her head didn't detach from her body - as she had previously hoped.


TERROR SPANS ALL TIME!


Santa seems to be reading the label on Jordan's back to see where she was made so he can send her back.


Kathryn and Ellie are crying for their parents, but no one will answer. . . no one will answer.


"WHAT IS WITH THESE DECORATIONS??? THIS DECOR IS AWFUL!! CALL AN INTERIOR DESIGNER STAT!!!"


Kenna let a long, sorrowful moan of despair escape her lips, oblivious to the gleeful indifference of her dumb brother.


Santa's shushing could not quell the fear of Lazarus.


Even with a mom buffer, Lily knew very well WHOSE lap she was sitting on!


"Je suis si plein de la crainte! Je suis ainsi effrayé! Est-ce que personne ne peuvent m'aider? Je suis malheureux! Svp, j'ai besoin de l'aide!"


"I'm a tree! I'm a tree! And trees don't have to sit on Santa's lap!!"


Side-saddle Santa doesn't want you to let the kids know that he is behind them - just in case.


Will is going for the standard crying, while Olivia is trying the "if I can't see him, he's not there" method.


Santa breaths a sigh of relief that Owen is taking most of his aggression out on his own father.


Phoenix is shocked and horrified at the price list for Santa photos he's looking at.


Rocco tried to be tough, but the tears just wouldn't stop.


No where in any of his books or movies had Roman seen Santa surfing - this was not right.


"What is the matter, Sanjiv? Do you not know that this is the man who brings us candy and toys? Stop your crying, brother, or you'll ruin it for the both of us!"


Santa seems genuinely hurt that Lainey didn't like him.


"Here's the deal, kid. You look down, I'll look up, and we'll both pretend you're not here peeing on my lap."


Tony wasn't fooled, he knew this was going to be a horrible picture from the get-go.


The Three Stages of Fear: Nervous Smile, Shifty Eyes, and Open Weeping.


No, this kid isn't crying, he's just trying to hit that high note on "O Holy Night."


Hey, if you're a Santa without a mustache, it's no surprise you're going to upset the kids.

JAZZ HANDS!

So there you go. If you want, you can go to the site where these photos came from and browse through hundreds of Scared of Santa pictures and create your own captions. Fun stuff.

Also, as an added bonus, here are two more pictures of my own daughter's experience with Santa:

We thought Kaylee would be ok with Santa, especially considering all the preparations I'd done with her. . .


. . .we were wrong.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Ho-Ho-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Recently a friend showed me a site where people can submit pictures of children being frightened by Santa Claus. I found it to be hilarious and, therefore, chose to share it with you.

There are over 250 pictures on the site (and it's growing), but I thought I'd share with you just some of the ones that I found particularly funny.

Enjoy!

Caleb doesn't seem too sure about all this. I mean, Santa looks shifty!

I don't know who's more miserable - the kid or his dad.



Twin terror!



At least they're keeping warm.



Tee-hee. It's a pun!



This is the face of sheer terror!


Not scared of Santa - just doesn't like being around her brothers.




This is why they don't do Mrs. Claus most of the time.



"What? Why is my sister scared? Who's holding me?"



I love that we get the play-by-play on this fright fest.



I call this one "Screaming in Three-part Harmony."



Leilani is terrified. . that her parents took her to a Wal-Mart Santa!


This Santa looks surprised at Antigone's and Cindy's reactions. He must be new.



"I'm reaching out to you! Why won't you hold me?? WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME??"



The picture really says it all.



"Almost free! Oh, sweet, sweet freedom!"



That kid looks like 1. He ate something really sour or 2. Santa smells really bad.



One brother freaks out while the other quietly plots his revenge.



"Abort! Abort! Get me out of here! Now!"



"THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!"



Santa has resorted to taking hostages now.



Not even Mommy could quell Sara's terror!



Ashley and Brandon try their karate moves against the jolly red fellow.



"HE'S BREAKING MY ARMS! HE'S GONNA BREAK MY ARMS OFF!!!!"



Like Mother - Like Daughter



Emily isn't scared. She's just sulking at the crappy Santa she got this year.



"Please stop touching me, Mr. Creepy Elf Man."



Nominee for creepiest Santa ever!



"Don't taze me, bro!!"



Uh-oh. The lip is out. We all know what's gonna happen next.



I don't think Katie is scared. I just think that she's overwhelmed by the emotional impact of that book.



I don't blame this kid. That Santa is TERRIFYING!



"What? Dominik is frightened? This looks like a job for. . .SUPER MOM!!"



This Santa looks like a fisherman on the high seas.



"There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this dude's eyebrows!"



That kid's face is almost as red as his tie!



"HE'S GOT ME BY THE SHIRT!!!!!!!"



I'm sensing a pattern. . .



The youngest one distracts Santa by pulling his beard while the middle child makes his escape.



Obviously Photoshopped, but still scary.



Triangle Girl is NOT happy!



Why the long face, Coltrane?



"Help! He's trying to steal my candy. . .even though he just gave it to me!"



"GAH!! Where did THAT thing come from??"

I'm more scared for Santa in this picture. That kid looks EVIL!

"Ha ha! You are my prisoners! You children will never escape my clutches!"

So there you go. You can find all the rest of the pictures at this website.

Merry Christmas!